MY NAME IS JEREMY HUNT SCHOENHERR.. I LIVE IN BROOKLYN.. I WORK AT GROUPME WHICH I GUESS MEANS THAT I WORK FOR SKYPE AS WELL BECAUSE IT JUST MEANS THAT NOW.. I'M ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND FLICKR AND I RECEIVE EMAIL AS WELL.. I USED TO WORK AT HOT POTATO AND MLB WHERE I MOSTLY DID iOS DEVELOPMENT LIKE I DO NOW. BUT I'VE DONE OTHER THINGS.. LIKE MOST PEOPLE.. APPARENTLY I LIKE EVERYTHING.. UNLIKE MOST PEOPLE.. ALSO, I WEAR GLASSES NOW, SO IF YOU SEE ME, AND YOU ARE LIKE, "THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE JEREMY, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER HIM WEARING GLASSES OR HAVING SO MUCH GRAY IN HIS BEARD", THEN IT REALLY COULD BE ME, AND YOU SHOULD SAY "HI" TO ME THEN INSTEAD OF SAYING "DANG.. I SHOULDA SAID HI TO JEREMY" TO YOURSELF LATER.. IF IT GETS AWKWARD, THO, AND WE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, IT'S OK TO SAY, "OH, I HAVE TO GO TAKE A PHOTO OF SOMETHING BEFORE I LOSE THE LIGHT" OR SOMETHING.. IT'S COOL.. I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME.. OH, AND THANKS TO PATRICK MOBERG FOR DRAWING THAT PICTURE OF ME I HAVE AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE.. I WASN'T WEARING GLASSES WHEN IT WAS DRAWN SO THAT IS WHY THEY WERE OMITTED.. SO, IMAGINE SOMEONE THAT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THAT ILLUSTRATION, BUT HAS GLASSES LIKE THE DUDE IN THE MOVIE A SINGLE MAN.. ONLY THE GLASSES ARE BROWN AND NOT FULL-ON BLACK. YEAH, THE TOM FORD MOVIE. JESUS, WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS..?